• Me: Hey Jack, what do you wear when you are cold?
  • Jack: I dunno, a coat?
  • Me: Don't you mean a....
  • Me: Jack-et
  • Jack:
  • Jack: Get out.
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naninadz:

if drawing female anatomy makes you cry and you know it clap your hands

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caramelkite:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

No fucking joke, my absolute favorite customers are teenagers.  They are always polite and patient.  The older the customer is, the more nervous I get when they approach my register because nearly every single time they are absolutely patronizing and rude.

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minecraftfan09:

sweatshirtdemon:

So apparently the Destiny beta isn’t even 3% of the actual game.

I hope that’s true because… oh my god…

Me too! I can’t wait to play it but I’ve seen game play. @_@

Ah man I really hope you can get it ;3; it’s amazing. In my opinion at least

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So apparently the Destiny beta isn’t even 3% of the actual game.

I hope that’s true because… oh my god…

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mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

(via lordecchi)

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federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

bugsuit:

hoonding replied to your post: realtalk ive been drawing wings with v…

yeah your wings are pretty fukkin rad i really need to learn from you on this subject tbh because mine are schiesse

overly simplified method: draw red zigzag first

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important structure reference for when you’re actually putting the feathers on:

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i mostly cheat and just scribble so much you cant see me fucking up the actual feathers but yeah im lazy

THANKS 

(via ms-serket)

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